telenovela banished

Where all ties are dramatically, definitively and even threateningly cut, leaving the receiving party not only with no hope of reversal or reconciliation, but causing them to question their most basic beliefs about the closeness of the former relationship and their own sense of reality within it.

Often neatly reconciled by audacious deus ex machina.

M: "Hey, is it cool if we talk when you get back from Mexico?"
L: "I guess so...after all, I haven’t telenovela banished you yet"

by channel_panel November 27, 2019

teeoncy

The act of being an attention-whore.

She's so desperate to become popular that she Teeoncy'ed herself by giving the men favors.

by TwiceShy January 21, 2004

Teona

Teona is a funny and loving girl people are jealous of her. Her hazel eyes will draw you in. If you mess with her your ass will be beaten.

Boy1: i saw this fine girl

Boy2: really was she a Teona or an Alicia

Boy1: she was a TEONA!!!

by Darkskinnedboii June 15, 2019

Steve Talon

A man of mystery and mystique. Steve J. Talon is the real man that the Most Interesting Man in the World Commercials are actually talking about, but due to his secrecy could not be shown. Is rumored to have built the Great Wall of China, Pyramids of Egypt, Machu Picchu, the Nazca Lines, Mesa Verde, and Angkor Wat.

"Who built the Great Wall of China?" asked the school boy. "The text books you have would make you think it was the Chinese, but truthfully, it was Steve Talon."

by Nolat Evets April 5, 2010

Talon

pron.
1. Master of time and space.
2. An expert at insanity.
3. Bringer of doom ... and pie. LOTS of pie.

It's like if a witch, clown, samurai and a priest had an orgy.

by Andrew November 25, 2004

Teflon president

A president who manages to remain popular and continues to get elected, despite scandal surrounding the administration or general dissatisfaction with government in general. Examples include Reagan, Clinton, and Bush II.

Iran-contra? It slides right off the Teflon president.

Monica Lewinsky? Impeachment, maybe, but the polls don't look too bad for this Teflon president.

Plamegate? Wire-tapping? Maybe your average Joe would be affected, but this is a Teflon president.

by A_1_B_2_C_______ October 9, 2006

Eagle Talon

A sexual position involving a trampoline. The female gets on all fours, assuming a doggie-style position on the ground. The male then proceeds to jump on a trampoline nearby and, when he feels he has reached a sufficient height, he jumps off the tramp and inserts his erect penis into the female's awaiting asshole, much like an eagle swooping down to catch its prey. Few attempt the eagle talon, and even fewer succeed.

Ross - "Hey did you hear about Nick? I guess he fucked his girlfriend last night eagle talon style."
Mike - "Wow, Nick sure is fresh to death."

by Rudio March 23, 2008