telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 26, 2013

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telling me about court

Tge act of sucking another man's dick while you're friend is waiting for you

And now I'm on my way right now sorry my buddy was telling me about court

by Bdjstyle August 31, 2021

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You tell me

A meme starting in the early months of 2024 made by vixl aka poo head and also contributed by ardafrmnrth
The meme/word is said with a deep/baritoned voice and it sounds all little bit distorted the meme is usually joked after someone asks you a question there after the meme is said

Friend “hey how are you”
You “you tell me”

by g8uom December 22, 2024

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tell it to me gay

(Partly from an internet trend) used to have it said in a funner way

Tell it to me straight, doc.
Doc: you have have testosterone cancer
Now tell it to me gay
Doc: Oh I have so tea for for you, you have NO manly.

by Master of beargreen March 04, 2024

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Got something you want to tell me?

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.

Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."

by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

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