Tectonic

When two girls rub their asses together

Two girls booty to booty. The ass crack being a fault line, rubbing two fault lines together is like plate tectonics. You feel the earth move if the asses are big enough

by wyattwerp July 1, 2011

Testori

An abusive guy who thinks he's tough shit to beat on women. Characterized by prohibiting any outside social interaction of their mate. And consistent infidelity is a daily occurrance almost. They tend to be smaller statured guys usually. They will talk a lot of crap online and through the grapevine. But run and hide behind friends when a father wants o kick his ass for beating his daughter.

Testori: You're a douschbag don't call my house!
Good friend: Next time I hear about you beating on girls I'ma kick your ass!
Testori: Come do it then bitch!
*Dude shows up to testoris house*
Good friend: Wassup know bitch?
Testori: I'm calling the police, my Mom and my brother.

by AndYouKnowIt November 7, 2009

testostermonster

(tes-tos-ter-mon-stur) - A male member of the species Homo Sapiens whose gonads produce such large quantities of testosterone that a nearly insurmountable influence is effected upon behavioral patterns, essentially rendering one's emotional I.Q. negligible and inducing all manners of narcissistic, hyper-aggresive, inconsiderate behavior.

Famous testostermonsters include: The Incredible Hulk, Charlie Sheen, Joseph Stalin, Sauron, Charles Manson, Darth Vader, most high-school football players, The Ultimate Warrior, Voldemort, Terrell Owens, Mike Tyson, Kim Jong Ill, John Wayne, Mahmoud Amadinejad, Phil Anselmo, Hitler, Ming, Tywin Lannister, American men in general, and the list goes on and on and on...

by markolai June 29, 2011

testosteritch

unnecessary use of testosterone usually either to embarrass, impress, bring attention to, woo, intimidate or otherwise get the attention of others for the sole purpose of highlighting ones self

1st guy: "Look at Johny over there putting on a gun show for those chicks." 2nd guy:" yeah that fool is always scratchin the testosteritch."

Guy:" Billy gave that guy the mother of all wedgies when we were walkin in the party last night" Girl: " doesnt suprise me Billy has chronic testosteritch, he's always showing off."

Talk about testosteritch gone wrong, James got facial road rash last weekend skitching behind Radys car.

by rhyynno June 17, 2011

Teitelbaum

A hilarious and very good looking individual with a rapidly receding hair line and a tendency towards sweating.

The comedian was hilarious, but was a total Teitelbaum on stage when he couldn't stop sweating underneath the spotlight!

by Everyone_else January 4, 2012

tentor

noun: a large buck-toothed asian with the cooking skills of Martha Stewart and the fashion styles of William Hung

verb: to feed one's self with one's feet

adj: ridiculous, indecisive, unable to drive.

asian.

1. The Tentor caught his suspenders in the oven.

2. Ooo BZ! I Tentored that piece of gum!

3. We're gonna run into a car if you keep drivin' so Tentor! Open yo asian eyes!

by BZFaith707 March 21, 2009

Tectonic

1, Great, Large and shifty only on the surface. (Somewhat in the since of being shallow)

2, Only within the scale of what you know or could understand.

1, "Oh -that Steve, He is so tectonic"

2, "I rather read a book that is tectonic too me"

by ~mechasun~ October 22, 2008