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tentor

noun: a large buck-toothed asian with the cooking skills of Martha Stewart and the fashion styles of William Hung

verb: to feed one's self with one's feet

adj: ridiculous, indecisive, unable to drive.

asian.
1. The Tentor caught his suspenders in the oven.

2. Ooo BZ! I Tentored that piece of gum!

3. We're gonna run into a car if you keep drivin' so Tentor! Open yo asian eyes!
by BZFaith707 March 21, 2009
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Tenor

The GIF platform used in Discord and owned by Google that bans everyone from mentioning their company name. Whether for good or bad intentions.
What the hell Holmes? I just uploaded my Tenor GIF with a caption about me cosplaying up as the CEO of Tenor and it got rejected!
by douchybag April 18, 2023
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Tensor Calculus

Bob and Lisa were doing tensor calculus last night. They were annoyingly noisy.
by Kitsune Of Doom November 29, 2006
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tenter hooks

(or tenterhooks) meaning to wait with feelings of nervousness or anxiety in anticipation for something to happen in the near future.
She was on tenter hooks as the police officer calculated her BAC.
by mailburner January 13, 2010
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Scott Tenorman

A character in South Park who sells pubes to Cartman as a scam and later regrets it. He ends up eating Cartman's chili made of his parents and then got bashed on by his favourite band, Radiohead.
Radiohead comes and see's Scott Tenorman crying:

Ed- Jeez, what a little crybaby.
Colin- Are you gonna cry all day, crybaby?
Thom- You know everyone has problems, it doesn't mean you have to be a little crybaby about it.
Phil- Little crybaby!

Cartman- Na na na naa naaa, I made you eat your parents, na na na naaaa naaa!
by Radiohead23 November 25, 2009
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Tenor

The highest male register in standard music. In four part music, Tenor is the second to the lowest part in the music, above Baritone/Bass and below the female register of Alto in four part music.
Luciano Pavarotti is a very well known tenor.
by Anthony Boynton May 25, 2008
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Tenor Saxophone

1. An instrument that is superior in all ways to any other saxophones,
especially the alto. The ultimate sex machine, designed initially to woo ladies
and cause spontaneous pants removal, but later used in jazz music. The weapon
of choice for godly figures, like Thor and Mars.

2. An instrument that requires a hefty amount of hallucinogenic drugs to
generate the optimal improvisational solo.

3. A tool of great justice.
1. "Damn, Michael Brecker can do whatever the hell he wants to with a tenor
sax."

"Yeah, I bet he can feed hungry orphans with that thing."

2. "Dude, Coltrane must have been smoking something good when he played Giant
Steps, because these changes are fucking redonkulous."

3. " And then I foiled his evil plan with my Tenor Saxophone."
by A Very Saxy Man January 21, 2009
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