Teacher

A teacher is a hideous human being, usually found in their natural jail-like habitat: school. These so called teachers torture innocent children with enormous amounts of homework consisting of essays and pain.

Yes hello I'm a teacher, so instead of teaching you useful thing like how to pay taxes, we're learning trig!

by Shrek shrerk December 23, 2014

Teacher

Usually mean and wants you to die.

My teacher gave me to much homework.

by TRUTH_TALK April 14, 2015

Teacher

A human being who will not let you go to the toilet even if the shit is practically hanging out of your anus.
They also do not follow the Magdani cult which all must obey.

Teacher: what are you laughing at????
You: Nothing
Your brain: i need a fucking shittttt

by <21savage> March 11, 2019

Teacher

The biggest pieces of shit to ever walk to the earth. They give to much homework and don't give a fuck about your learning.

That teacher is a wanker

by Up Uranus March 18, 2019

Teacher

Normally an annoying cunt who enjoys looking at developing children, most teachers are mentally unstable and can’t handle teaching. There are some good teachers but only on rare occasions.

Child: My teachers kept staring at me today
Child2: He might be a nonse

by GucciGangDab July 7, 2018

Teacher

A man/women who get paid to do fuck all and ruin your fucking life. These aliens are from the planet jeboris and are all fuck wits

Teacher- can you please do this
Kids- Niqqa fuck off

by XD-MAGNET IS A MIDGET November 25, 2019

Teacher

An ugly whore who you fuck every night.

Teacher

by gregoryfan83 June 11, 2018