Breakfast Table

A ritualistic gathering of the Delta Chi fraternity every Monday morning, during which pledge brothers sodomize each other while the Dean jerks off into his coffee.

I have to go to bed early so my asshole is rested for breakfast table.

K-Y Jelly makes 40% of its sales on Sunday night due to Breakfast Table the following morning.

I certainly wouldn't want to be the one cleaning up all the jizz that was left on the Breakfast Table this morning.

by Very Tall Human December 9, 2010

Crafting table level

This is used to describe if to dudes are in a relationship and they are ready to have sex (or a blowjob). this stems from the crafting table meme when Spiffey and Skeppy were explaining it to Badboyhalo without actually explaining it to him and after Badboyhalo asked "are we on furnace level" Skeppy said "no we aren't even on crafting table level".

DUDE 1: Are we on Crafting table level.
DUDE 2: Dude we are literally having sex right now what are you talking about.
DUDE 3: Sick can I join?
DUDE 2: You the hell are you.
DUDE 4: Grabs knife* Gimme all your money.
DUDE 5: Well guess it's a Wednesday.

by icannotgetaname July 22, 2020

tableing

To sit at a table for a collegiate organization in order to harrass those who pass by in the hopes of raising money for your unfortuante cause of the day

I was tableing for the vagina monologues when a huge monkey attacked. .... luckily I was tableing so he didnt bother me.

by Houlahan February 23, 2006

head of the table

Roman Reigns being the family leader of his generation and the face of the WWE.

I am The Head of the Table.

If they don't respect us then who are we.

by That Madness December 10, 2020

flip a table

to lose one's shit; to become enraged or angry by the actions of another.

Terese Guidice flipped a table on Danielle Staub during the season finale of The Real Housewives of New Jersey.

I totally flipped a table, but can you blame me, she spilled ketchup all over my Marc Jacobs shirt.

I'm going to flip a table if we don't get home before the Real Housewives of New Jersey season finale.

by lah_lah June 16, 2009

anal is on the table

When the possibility of anal intercourse has been broached and not rejected

Seth: You give it to that girl up the ass yet?
Chris: No, but I can assure you that anal is on the table.
Girl: It is, it is.

by balls123451 June 8, 2009

table stakes

The minimum amount required to play a hand of poker. Also, the minimum amount of effort your lazy ass needs to expend to compete at work, in relationships and basically all facets of life.

Look, I've set the bar very low, but showing up to work is table stakes for keeping your job.

by Jack_Dawson May 13, 2016