TWATTERS

The definition of TWATTERS means you are besties when they actually love each other

Adam and ruby are besties when they actually love each other TWATTERS

by D1.Rhodes October 30, 2019

twattering

Twattering = the art of being bland, boring, useless and very irritating tit. All at once.

The ram was just twattering about

by Thetruthwillout July 22, 2023

Motor twatter

Motorboating the downstairs

The guy at the bar paid me 20.00 to motor twatter his girlfriend

by G. Monk August 20, 2016

twatter snatch

The female version of cock blocking

Person 1: that guy was so hot
Person 2: I know. too bad that bitch was there.
Person 1: I know! She totally twatter snatched you.

by lilbitofnothing April 26, 2014

tweeter twatter

A word used by elderly people to disguise a word that would be used for weird couples. Like a blonde girl (whos hair is not a natural blone... more like a poopy color) or a funky short but not too short hair that can be blonde or brown. The male may look funny or look like an animal such as the duck and the female might look for dead birds in the sky. They are the same age or at least are in the same grade and some teachers might know that one likes the other because friends might like to tell teachers and creep them out.

Meghan has a huge stalker crush on Ryder and he has a duckface........... QUACK!!! These two kids are a tweeter twatter

by MARIE V. November 15, 2011

Twatter

A slang word for the social media app "Twitter" because of Twitter's allowance of nudity you'll often find a lot of twat in your feed from the sex worker community and ugly girls looking for attention with low self esteem who somehow haven't figured out how to monitize their blown out twats, rather they share them for free, their only payment being complements from men who live in their mothers basement.

This is how the app evolved from Twitter to Twatter, because all you'll find behind the SJW wall of uneducated political debate is twats, twats as far as the internet can reach.

When Sarah openes her Twatter app there is a lot of twats on her feed.

by M.R. AVALON September 12, 2021

Twatter

It's just like twitter but for cunts!!

Person A: I was going to set up
A twitter account.
Person B: Nah mate you should set up a twatter account.

Person A: Why would I do that?
Person B: Well you a massive cunt that's why!!

by Motherchuckler September 24, 2014