Twatfucker

A derogatory term used to playfully insult someone who likes twat

Autumn is a twatfucker.

by cbs1210 November 28, 2012

twatfap

To masturbate the vagina, usually by oneself.
From "twat", meaning vagina, and "fap", meaning masturbate. It literally means "Masturbate the vagina".

I had a twatfap yesterday.

by Dinosaur_Weirdo June 12, 2016

twaffle

n. a twat waffle, a coward who throws in with racists and misogynists to protect their own relative privilege

I cannot believe how many twaffles voted for Donald Trump. We're screwed.

by RevoJen November 11, 2016

twastic

someone who is a twat and has a spastic moment

cat is a twastic!!! "god cat you twastic!!"

by sian May 13, 2005

TWSFTITIJCE

Acronym: an acronym meaning That Was So Funny That I Think I Just Came Everywhere.

Used as an alternative of lol and other texting terms.

"I cant believe he just said that, infact, TWSFTITIJCE!!"

by Mr. TuffN'Stuff December 11, 2009

twatface

a term of endearment for a particularly nasty looking female relative

hello aunty jean (twatface)
how are you ? you look well...

by vilstrang eangler December 12, 2007

Twas

A twink that has reached his expiration date. A gay male that is trying desperately to hold on to his youth and good looks; trying to retain his twink status even though he is over 25 years old. His identity has always been "young and cute". All email addresses and online aliases contain inappropriate keywords like "boi", "AF" or a number signifying his former age like "18". The sad thing is that there is no place for him to go, having squandered his youth, living off the generosity of trolls the twas maintains a anti-climactic existence, maintaining a studio apartment reminiscing with his one lonely fag hag until he simply evaporates.

Jason, face it you are a twas, you need to get a job, no one is going to pay for your flabby ass anymore.

by ButterMN September 28, 2008