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Totes Heckers 

Totes Heckers = Totally Hectic

Which is obviously a good thing.

Generally used to describe something which is pretty good, or used as sarcasm in some cases when your mates are talking something up, when in reality it isn't that great.
Chad: Oh bro, sick ride you have there.
Benjie: Thanks cuz, yeah it's totes heckers aye.

OR

Jim: Man this song is awesome, i LOVE IT!
Prince: Yeah, it's totes heckers... nub
Totes Heckers by Nice Juan May 20, 2010
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totes m'goats

Dude, did you and that beat girl watch the notebook again...without you banging her?

...totes m'goats

totes fa' shotes

poetic and rather elegant slang meaning "totally for sure". First used by a select group of students (or some may say a select group of goobers) at Kents Hill School in Maine. This phrase expresses absolute certainty, wherease "maybes fa' shabes" and the like leave some room for doubt.
Example:
"Ya Broski, Ben Kohen is gettin' that B&S girl totes fa' shotes."

totes awk 

Short for "totally awkward." Coined first by people at Emerson College too lazy to say the whole words, and those who were trying to be edgy by making up new words/phrases. Often accompanied by sign language movements meaning "totally awkward."
I just ran into that guy I had hooked up with last week. It was totes awk.
totes awk by Z. Du Bois July 14, 2008

totes cray cray 

totally crazy, wacked out, delusional,
that girl is totes cray cray
totes cray cray by zilli October 26, 2013

Totes ma goats 

An expression of utmost agree-ance.

A fun way of saying 'yes'.
"Fiona is such a babe!"
"Totes ma goats, brother"

"Wanna go to the beach?"
"Totes ma goats."
Totes ma goats by AppleSauce July 24, 2012

totes presh 

internet-influenced abbreviation for "totally precious"
Omg, these kittens are totes presh! <3
totes presh by libertybelle September 28, 2008