totestalatarianism

the act of dominating a person or persons via the phrase totes

Two people employing totestalatarianism in everyday speech:

A: Yo, I'm totes starving. I could totes eat a horse right now.
B: Yeah, totes feel you man. I'm totes hungry too.
A: I totes know this totes pimp place we could eat.
B: We should totes hit it up then.
A: Totes.
B: Totes.

by Jessica EL April 16, 2008

Totes Emosh

An abbreviated version of 'totally emotional' that's just about acceptable when texting, but if used in polite conversation, the perpetrator should be given a ruddy good dressing down. Only an absolute bell piece would do it, so don't go easy on them.

It's also a popular card game that involves the pulling of emoji faces by one player while the other players try to guess what the hell face they're pulling.

Jack's dog got run over by a truck full of dildos and he's feeling totes emosh about it.

Layla could not pull off the angry face when she played 'totes emosh' with her Nan.

by Ser Davos April 18, 2020

Tousle

Tousle is a word to describe someone who is extremely angry and has a God complex

He became so annoying recently, he turned into such a Tousle

by GrisherrBucket22 July 10, 2020

Titus

If you meet a Titus you will become the happiest person in the world, so stay with him. He is the sexiest, nicest, most loving person you'll ever meet. He will "love" you until you're sore if you let him. He's thoughtful and cares about the way you feel. He will become the love of your life just like he became mine.

Girl: are you chapstick because I'd love to rub you all over my mouth
Ti: no I'm actually a Titus

by Tituslover30 November 26, 2018

totse

Totse is a website, that will tell you a lot about life. www.totse.com is the full address. It's a lot of fun and you're likely to learn a helluva lot. Enjoy it.

www.totse.com is one of the greatest websites on earth. that guy who wrote about the hydrocarbon cannon and stuff... listen to the guy.

by Conor June 5, 2004

totes dillo

An emphatic form of "totes". Totally, absolutely.

Are we going to the party? Totes dillo!

by danhoo_ May 29, 2017

Totsy

To fondle someone or to be a little handsy. Originated from the Gilmore Girls.

LORELAI: My Aunt Totsy. Mmm. Lovely woman. She hugs you, you smell like her for a month.

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by johnnycash1969 July 25, 2011