Ivan Torres

the most annoying bitch in the universe. he will not shut up about fnaf. he a gay faggot who will squeeze your balls like a stress ball. hes always getting people in trouble. and he is a dumbass, like i mean, he cant even solve a simple math problem. hes just a horrible guy to befriend because whats the point of being friends with him if he will just annoy and get you in trouble all the time?
Me:hey Ivan

Ivan Torres:*squeezes balls*

Me:wtf are u doing?!?!?

Ivan Torres:nothing ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls harder*

Me:OW!STOP IT YOU GAY ASS BITCH!!!!!!

Ivan Torres:but im not doing anything ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)*squeezes balls so hard that they break*

Me:FACK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!
by O-Flying-Monkey May 31, 2019
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keylin cheng torres

a beautiful woman that should be my wife, shes pretty but gotta flat ass but still got nice chugs, strong chin but shes still very attractive. looks like an excelent wife she should get ran by everyone she knows
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arvin de torres

Beware! This guy is an alien in Philippines. He's a crazy one. The chosen one.
Arvin De Torres is the most handsome alien living on earth.
by Ancient History March 8, 2022
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Jonathan Blitted Torres

A blitted mofo and pretty chill kid. And gets roasted all day every day. DATS HIM
wow he's so bltted. hes like jonathan blitted torres !
Thats jonathan the stoner man ! hes blitted.
by Racklyngirl July 23, 2011
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Luisa De La Torre

The literal meaning is, glorious warrior from the tower, however, the name describes a girl whose beauty is extreme. She's not just stunning to look at but she is a wonderful person too. She has so much natural beauty, she never needs to wear any makeup and has a wonderful personality to go with it too.

Luisa - a female name of German origin (from Ludwig) which means "glorious warrior". However, extreme beauty, or just "wonderful", is a much more accurate and modern definition.
De La Torre - From the tower (Spanish).
Guy: Wow! She's hot! Don't you think?
Me: Of course but compared to Luisa De La Torre, she is nothing.
by Anonymous213 August 31, 2013
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