Tottermannetjie

Penis. Used in the Afrikaans language to describe a small or flacid penis.

He can only find his tottermannetjie with tweezers.

by Tottie15 January 5, 2011

toutties

(N) It's the same thing as titties but different

Imma bout to smack those toutties with my paynus.

by TomatageV1 February 5, 2014

TOTT

Touch of the tism

“What is his problem?”
“He’s got tott”

by tucker carlzyn November 2, 2023

Distance Totty

A member of the opposite gender to the observer who is somewhat less attractive the closer the observation

Alec, check out that chick, she's raw sex

Look closer Ralph, from three feet away she looks well dodgy - she's just distance totty

by Johnnyboy1961 November 30, 2013

Full tottle

Having an explosive diarrhoea episode

He just went full tottle in his pants

by Snoz1988 October 7, 2019

Jelly totting

The act of dunking your testicles in syrup or honey before coating them in sugar then proceeding to teabag your spouse

Brad told me at work today he is going home and jelly totting his wife

by Meatinaroofersandwich August 27, 2021

tottenham hotspur

A crap footy team living in Arsenals shadow, shit fans shit ground shit team

5-4 to the champions

by Robin January 3, 2005