Black Toenail Polish

Black toenail means you are sexy as hell, have the sweetest tasting pussy, great at sucking dick, and the most beautiful green eyes

You see that girl over there with the black toenail polish? I bet her pussy tastes like cotton candy.

by Magin May 21, 2023

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detached toenail

A pain that sucks. Usually detached from the sides, or if you’re unlucky like me, from everywhere but the bottom. You’ll need to bandage it up for a few days, and avoid going swimming for two weeks. If you’re unsure, have an infection, or are bleeding profusely, please visit a doctor.

A: how did you get a detached toenail?
B: I hit it on a rock :(

by Coldbeanie July 07, 2023

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