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wine tasting noob

A person who doesn't know anything about wine tasting culture. This type of person may get drunk at the first winery, not knowing there will be more tastings at multiple other wineries to follow.
Duder 1: "Can't believe you paid for 8 samples. You're gonna get tossed."

Duder 2: "What's wrong with that?"

Duder 1: "You know we're going to like 4 other wineries right?"

Duder 2: "OMG! Really? I thought we'd just kick it here."

Duder 1: "Such a wine tasting noob dude."
by westfalia January 27, 2012
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Toasting

To rest one's penis in a vagina without any penetration.
We just laid there toasting for ages.
by didge-4-life October 6, 2008
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Semi Tasking

Similar to multi tasking but not as dificult.
normally just hands doing seperate things such as shutting the fridge whilst opening the microwave.
can be used as a cover when doing something your not supposed to. eg. grabbing another beer and squeezing a girls ass. when she turns around you can claim it was you because you were getn another beer.
"i was eyeing up that girls ass before so i did some quick semi tasking as i got another drink and groped her up"

"bro semi task for me and put this on the barbie while u turn the steaks"
by Adam Rossouw September 24, 2007
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toasting

To lay on a beach or in a tanning bed while one's skin becomes brown, much like the look of toast after coming out of a toaster oven.
I was toasting on the beach all day, look how tan i am!
by samtasticx December 1, 2011
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Tasting Adolescence

A band consisting of the most ahmazing people in the world that writes amazing songs. If you don't listen to them you have no soul or incredibly bad taste in music. I love them more than anything. Jussayin'.<3
Christofer Drew; "Oh I just want to be in a an amazing band, one that sounds like Tasting Adolescence.
by laaaauren:3 August 6, 2011
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Toasting

The act of taking a shower and dressing into fly ass clothing in preparation of going out on the town. The act of "toasting" in order to become "crispy".
Yo dawg I ain't crispy yet to go out. I am still toasting.
by Chokolate Thunda January 16, 2009
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Toasting a marshmallow

When you're spooning with your partner and they fart on your dick causing you to get an erection.
While laying with my girlfriend she rolled over into the spooning position and farted on my dick. The warmth was just like toasting a marshmallow.
by ConditionOfAnonymity November 8, 2014
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