Toaster

The Sound of a screeching laugh that only retards can sense

Dude justin you sound like a toaster

by Jordzyyy March 20, 2021

Toaster

An object, while plugged in, is perfect for the safety of a child, while it is in the bathtub.

Baby *crying*

Mom: Oh goodness the baby is drowning, daddy get the toaster!!!! Make sure to plug it in

Dad: Okay! *throws it in the tub*

by fedora_the_explorer May 8, 2021

Toaster

Toaster

Toaster is toaster!

by Deadmemegod May 13, 2021

Toaster

A very cool person I met on SCP SL very swag

Toaster is swag as hell

by HarperSmyle October 15, 2021

Toaster

(Verb) to Chuck a toaster into someone’s bath, used in a phrase to tell someone to stop saying cursed shit.

Ted: ay you know you are manually breathing right now

Ed: Ted, I swear to fucking god I’m going to toaster you

by The inaccessible vegetable November 22, 2021

Toaster

When a thot fucks four brothers in the same fraternity

Kate is at it again, she is toaster bound!

by Odessa702 March 3, 2022

toaster

a way to refer to someone who is absolutely toasted (high)

don't touch my szechuan sauce you old toaster !

by deskglobe April 6, 2022