Messiah

That really handsome fellow that has nothing to prove so because he knows he is that guy.

Everybody wants to be him so they cast aspersions on who he is.

Usually he is highly intelligent and prefers actions over rhetoric.

Messiah: The cult of personality, spirituality and physicality.
Guy 1 :“He’s an Ed”
Guy 2 : “Nah he definitely is Wisdumb”.
Guy 1’s girlfriend: “He’s Hot”
(Guy 1 approaches Wisdumb looks him in the eye and see the truth then walks away).

by Missael December 2, 2019

The Messiah

A footballer that can play in a number of positions. Recently known for playing Right Back.

I wonder where Neil Critchley has played the Messiah Today

Ben Garrity is The Messiah

by BenGarrityAppreciation August 17, 2020

mezia (messiah)

mezia is a great person he is super loving and he has the most beautiful smile that will light up the room he has the biggest heart and he gets all the girls he has a massive dick all the girls love it with his bright pink tit he only a rocks with blue strip bills he is very sweet and is amazing in bed he is a lover boy x hoe he will forgive the girl he loves if she does him wrong but once he done he done with it he is amazing boyfriend and the greatest he lies to u if u lie he can be very rude if u are rude to him he is a jem he often falls in love with girl name that start with E S and D and A

Mezia (messiah) is so good in bed i love his D i wanna get railed by him

by space doggy November 22, 2023

screaming blue messiah

Screaming blue Messiah is when you gravity bong in a laundry room sink out of a sparklers water bottle and fall into the warm laundry on the floor..

Omg! That screaming blue messiah knocked him out and he would not get up so we covered him with more warm laundry.

by MuddyBottoms September 26, 2020

messiah slut

A dumb blond that likes anal sex behind churches.

The blonde went to the church is a messiah slut

by Dr deadpool May 6, 2018

Jewish messiah

A mathematical structure of the mind that also acts as the pre-eminent language of science.

The Jewish Messiah is a non-Tarski space (a space which contains its boundaries INSIDE of its surface).

The Jewish messiah is understood to be mathematical structure of the mind.
It is also the sublime-language of science.

In computer language it appears as a Json-DAG on Kafka-in-serverless mode: a mainframe language that can query itself.

by metawave November 10, 2021

The Messiah

Generally a name gifted to the greatest punter on earth. Someone who can pull you out of the fire with an epic roughie, or snare you a big win with the top weight in the last. If you ever find a friend who is good enough to be deemed The Messiah, you are truly blessed..!

Wow thanks for the hot tip, you truly are The Messiah..!

by DawgK May 11, 2021