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Thanos

The second greatest villain of all time. Not many people know this but Thanos was an accident when his interspecies parents forgot to use a condom. He looks like a mutated grape, but everyone calls him a Titan because they're all too scared to get snapped away. Thanos wears the infinity gauntlet because hes a mad lad, which can do almost anything except himself because that would be mega gay.

Thanos ultimately died when Antman went inside his butt and expanded. But then Thanos reversed it with his time stone and sealed all openings, but then he got sniped when Michael from vsauce played the reverse card on thanoes.
Thanos: I am the greatest movie villain of all time.
Emperor Palpatine: Am I a joke to you?
by jim_the_epic_gamer kid April 28, 2019
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Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.
Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.
Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”
by EmmaThanosGodFinnaYeet March 23, 2019
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Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research
Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.
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Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole
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An oversized purple grape that want to collect 7 rocks to kill dust people out of existence.
You better watch out! You better not cry! Thanos Is coming FOR YOU
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A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.
Thanos is a big raisin with a face
by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019
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