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thanos

big angry purple grape wanna get sum rocks for his sparkly latex glove
thanos no protecc,thanos atacc but most importantly he snap
by Screw head the bolt face March 11, 2019
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Thanos

Hope he ain't find the flavor stone.
Person 1:Thanos,how many stones you got.
Thanos:FLAVOUR STONE
Person 1:AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
by Gorilla_Boi_9194 May 24, 2019
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Thanos

Thanos, a large purple titan from Marvel. It has been said that Emma T-P is Thanos.
Bruh Thanos finna slap The Hulk.”
by EmmaThanosGodFinnaYeet March 23, 2019
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Thanos

Crazy sweet salty intellectual with a soft side andbootyliciousdomestic goddess and genius for research
Person1: Dude, have you met Thanos?
Person2: Dude, Thanos is mindblowing.
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Thanos

Thanos but his purple penis up Shrecks green ass hole
by Nimnex April 2, 2019
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Thanos

Thanos is a big, purple raisin who enjoys collecting shiny rocks for his rock collection. Thanos is, in no way whatsoever dangerous, as he just wants to kill half the universe with his rock collection. He plans to do this by collecting enough rocks, and killing half the universe. He is so keen to do this, he even sacrifices his own midget grape, whom he kidnapped from her parents, in the process.
Thanos likes shiny rocks.... ALOT!!!
by Aura Kaze May 1, 2019
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Thanos

A big ass raisin that kills half of the earth's population for a living. Set apart from being a raisin, he collects sparkly OP rocks that fit in his big ass sparkly glove. Karma bites him in the ass when he gets decintigrated in avengers end game. He also flex sealed his ass shut so ant man can't go inside of him. Wait, if he flex seals his ass shut, how will he go the the bathroom. We will never know.
Thanos is a big raisin with a face
by Thenightsbiggestfear May 26, 2019
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