This town has a Shell station & the "s" burnt out so it says "Hell". The Washington Post made a literal Diss-track on the town and put the Hell gas station on there mixtape cover. Not shittin' you. Google it. The article didn't capture the true horror of this town. During the daytime souls from other dilapidated Nevada towns like the gas station trailer park community of Valmy & the Crusty Valley/Beowawe region blend in with the Battle Mountain community. The town has a Federal Indian Reservation that makes the Cabrini-Green projects of Chicago look like Circus Circus Reno... Yeah.. it's that bad. There is a Casino called the Colt... When pronounced it sounds like "the cult".. & you wonder why you don't have friends.. you keep telling people "The cult took all your money & the buffalo machine there is no good". This town is also illegal firework mecca of the west coast. I have friends from the Bay Area who drive to BM for the fireworks. Battle Mountain has recently legalize pot so the Bay folk trade stick-icky with the Battle Mountain folks all yay. That's how they talk now. So I see the post from 2005 saying B-town just has Bammer or whatever... We graduated from Bammer. We also got a new whore down at the local whore house.. The Desert Club. Her name is Pretti Yung. Stop by and take her on a test drive. Their slots are loose.
I drove all the way to Battle Mountain from Winnemucca. Our Cat Houses there only had plus size ebonys. Battle Mountain has the Asian chick Pretti Yung everyone is talking about.
by Pretti Yung August 14, 2023
Get the Battle Mountainmug. When an uncircumcised male reaches the point of orgasm and quickly pulls his foreskin over the head of the penis, cumming inside the foreskin... then slowly pulling the foreskin down.... thus creating a snowy mountain.
by ImJoopi April 5, 2017
Get the Snowy Mountainmug. The new film from Academy Award-nominated director Ang Lee. An epic love story set against the sweeping vistas of Wyoming and Texas, Brokeback Mountain tells the story of two young men - a ranch-hand and a rodeo cowboy - who meet in the summer of 1963, and unexpectedly forge a lifelong connection, one whose complications, joys and tragedies provide a testament to the endurance and power of love.
In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.
In other words, a story about two gay cowboys.
Eric Cartman predicted the movie Brokeback Mountain years earlier on Southpark when he said that the independant film festival that came to his town would show two gay cowboys eating pudding.
by xzybit December 29, 2005
Get the Brokeback Mountainmug. The nectar of the gods, a drink often drunken by the nobility and king,
If you drink you have big pp
If you drink you have big pp
by Americanski November 27, 2019
Get the Mountain Dewmug. It's after you realized you have taken so much shit from people because you are nice. And every time you do something bs the pile gets bigger and bigger until you have reached the tipping point where you are like fuck this shit I'm out. Then whatever comes your way, you don't care.
Fuck this, I'm pretty sure I'm on fuck it mountain right now. Go ahead, it symbolizes life right now.
by ubhboob July 12, 2016
Get the fuck it mountainmug. Mountain Lighting, the knock-off brand of Mountain Dew that tastes like horse piss. Often used in substitute of alcohol when playing beer pong because the effects are almost just as bad and because it's way cheaper.
by CreeperStash June 23, 2008
Get the Mountain Pissmug. An epic story of love between a Congressman, a Lobbyist, and a President.
An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
An epic story of all the crimes and kickbacks done by these three men.
by jesster79 February 18, 2006
Get the Kickback Mountainmug.