Jared

A creepy boy who likes to approach women in grocery stores while stroking his little dick.

Yeah, I was just trying to get some Oreos when this guy approached me, he was a total Jared, and really short too.

by Noot noot January 20, 2017

jared

a person whos name is jared duh. hes weird and random at times and he also sings annoying songs that get stuck in my head. blahzerz!

jeny: jared your soo weird

jared: no u!

jeny: jk your cool

jared: no u!

jeny: aww thanks teehee!!

jared: no u!

jeny: k.. getting annoying now.

jared: lalalala

jeny: ah my ears!

by jeny March 03, 2008

Jaree

The best lover there ever was.

Jaree is the shit.

by anonymous December 18, 2022

Jared

The guy who doesn't give a shit

Ace: I wish I was a Jared
Jared: No one gives a shit

by Ace Phillips August 25, 2020

Jared

He a bitch but we love him

Jared, you a bitch. But we love you.

by Toesheo September 15, 2021

Jared

Loves memes and most likely wears glasses. He likes to go to the gym to watch girls work out. He also says kinky a lot. PS he loves bath bombs there tasty

"Jared's trash!"
"Jared says kinky"
"Jared stop eating bath bombs!!"

by Brotatochip1820 November 14, 2018

Jared

Jared is very tall ,kind ,sweat and sometimes funny. When he puts his hair up he looks great , but he all was looks grate and he is all was there for you weather you need to or not . He can be annoying at times but in a funny way he will Love you and cuddle you if you get a Jared know that you are a very lucky person and if you ever get a chance to hear his real voice you will love it just like I do and you will love everything about him just like I do ❤❤❤

You will love Jared

by L. K. E. May 07, 2019