that's what she said

The most versatile joke on Earth.

"I think we can fit that in with the rest of them."
"That's what she said."

"Make sure it's long enough."
"That's what she said!"

"It hurts a little but it's not too bad."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!!"

"John, we're concerned about your drinking."
"THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID.... Oh."

by Cockulon 3000 August 26, 2007

That's what Damascus

A phrase used to mock the lyrics of Youtuber 'Dream' new music video 'Mask'

Some variations: 'That's what the Mattress'

A: Have you heard Dream new music video

B: Yeah, That's what Damascus, lmao.

by Microdale June 29, 2021

thats whats up

thats wats good.

person says: "yo I just got this/these hot new (shoes, job, CD, car, etc.)
you say:"THATS WHATS UP!"

by BaBiedoll November 26, 2003

that's what the government wants you to think

You can respond to any statement with this phrase.

Friend 1 "This song is so good!!!"

Friend 2 "That's what the government wants you to think"

by I is phunny June 16, 2014

That's what's up

Meaning that you fully understand and/or agree and find yourself excited about the idea or suggestion proposed.

Friend 1: "Yeah so I'm thinking we chill before, and then hit the club by 9. Got mad beer at the crib anyway"
Friend 2: "That's what's up"

by KelsBels April 5, 2008

that's what she really said

The witty and usually more accurate spoof of the original "that's what she said" jokes.

Don't touch me!
That's what she really said!

I was just faking!
That's what she really said!

Is that it?
That's what she really said!

by cali spain January 2, 2011

that's what you said last night

Alternative of 'that's what she said' Turning something normal someone has said, to being sexual.

Girl: *spits out food* Your sausage tastes too salty!
Boy: That's what you said last night..

by Ojm123 October 7, 2011