-A very large state, indeed.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
Contains the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas.
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Ask any child under eight there to draw the world and you will see them carefully outline the shape of texas.
Contains the #1 and #2 most overweight cities in America, statistically ofcourse. sounds good.
-In 2004, half of all death penalties in the U.S took place in Texas.
-Just because the people of Texas are mainly responsible for George Bush's rise to the presidency, doesn't mean they are all like he is. However, Texas is a portion of the "Bible Belt" and is therefore overwhelmed by very conservative, religious, ignorant and change-averse people.
-Minorities, Liberals, and above all, Homosexuals beware of Texas.
-The majority of ALL U.S. hate-crimes are committed here.
-This does not apply to every person in Texas. However, take amoment and check out the posts made by its very own residents. I'd say it's applicable to most of them, as well as many people you meet from Texas.
-Texas truly deserves to be it's own country.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
-Wait for the ignorant, bad-grammar, homophobic, lengthy, vulgar responses to this post-variations of the word "FAGGOT" are likely to be used. Watch how quickly and blindly these people stand up and fight for a their home state, with no factual evidence or support. Soon, some will recognize the validity of this definition.
by Dan Gleasac February 03, 2006
by texas gal April 06, 2004
"I'm from Texas and I always have to say I'm bigger and badder and I drive a big ole Truck because my penis is really small."
by its4oclockandihavenothingtodo March 18, 2013
Home of Dr. Pepper, small-town hospitality as long as you aren't different in any way, and a 25%+ obese rate.
They are NOT the biggest state in the country....Alaska could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over.
It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved Slavery too much to give it up to join the union.
Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and bigotry can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans.
They are NOT the biggest state in the country....Alaska could fit two Texas' inside of it and still have room left over.
It's true that they were their own country up until 1845....because they loved Slavery too much to give it up to join the union.
Like most everywhere else, pockets of ignorance and bigotry can still be found...it's just that in Texas those pockets are the size you find on an obese mans jeans.
Things you will see if you go to Texas:
People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army.
Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV.
Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.
People flying the confederate flag and saying it's 'Heritage not Hate', despite not having any previous family members who served in the Confederate Army.
Women that are 300+ lbs with a 'Hot Mama' or 'Sexy Chick' sticker on the back of their SUV.
Places where you can get something fried, dipped in chocolate and fried again.
by Shirley James June 13, 2008
You must be from Texas
by TFGTYgyfcygFTFjvgVG October 28, 2020
Adj. Used to denote incredible arrogance. Delusion of grandeur. From the noun "Texas", state, that gave us things like George Bush, inbreeding, country music, excessive religious fundamentalism, and racism.
"We thought that new album was gonna be great, but it ended up bein all texas 'n shit. Fuckin sucked, actually"
by denveratheist August 16, 2008
1.) The only thing bigger down there is the sales tax, barren land and bugs.
2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.
3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.
4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.
5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
2.) The only State to FAIL as is own nation and come crawling back.
3.) Where you can't find a tree larger then a bush.
4.) Largest State in the lower 48 with the least amount of public land.
5.) Home to some of the cheapest property at about $400 USD/Acre because its useless desert.
by Can't Stand Tejas October 11, 2009