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stoob

Stoned, unmotivated, idiot, boring, fiend, clumsy, greedy, selfish, unsociable, silly, lazy friend/person.

But also a word which can be used for lot of different things'.
Stop been such a fuckin "stoob" and come out with your friends' you paranoid blazer.
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Playing a poker machine, you loose all your money "hitting the machine" you fuckin stoob.
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Your stoner friend is doing something so simple and basic yet he cant help but been so clumsy and -re(Short for retard)', "such a stoob".

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Your blazed out friend says something he thinks is quite funny', eeeeeerrr, shaking your head, laughing at his pointless remarks, "fuckin stoob".
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Waiting over-time for pizza to be delivered "where and what the fuck are these stoobs doing with our pizza".
by SteevO in auz June 8, 2009
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Houker Stooker

Houker Stooker is another word for the penis. Also known as a wanger, a pecker, a stiffie, a cock, a dick, a Johnson, one-eyed jack, a trouser snake, a weiner, a dong, a sausage, a ding-a-ling, a goober, a winkie, a pee-pee, or a dip stick.
An example of a sentence using Houker Stooker is:
Rosemary loves to touch Steve's Houker Stooker.

Or another example:
Flat Stanley doesn't look so flat anymore with his new Hooker Stouker.
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stook

A Honda S-2000 automobile. 240hp 4-cyl VTEC convertible. Stook is the spoken form of S2K
by Matters June 5, 2003
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stooge

A dopey person with a thick skull. Usually information goes in one ear and out the other. basicly an idiot.
by dictionary lady March 8, 2009
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stook

dickhead. Slang originating in the back arse of nowhere in Ireland eg. Tipperary
"That fella was an absolute stook!" ~heavy Tipp accent
by Colm "the stook" ryan May 13, 2004
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stooge-o-matic

An automotive transmission that uses a torque converter instead of a clutch. It is driven only by guys with one leg or people who don't know how to drive. These are mostly old granny ladies and sissies.

See automatic transmission.
No MAN would ever drive a car with a stooge-o-matic transmission. Those are for girlie men and sissies.
by The Wog Whomper May 1, 2005
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Stoodis

Kent: Jay, are you ready ta smack that fanny?
Jason: stoodis
by Maxson June 25, 2008
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