Scooteria

The era of scooters in their prime. When scooter-ers were not ashamed to go to a skate park in day light if others were present. A glorious time that has past but is now referred to when a scooter-er is defending himself or herself for scootering since that era.

person #1: "Were you just...riding a scooter? Those things are supa lame."

person #2:" Laugh now but back in the scooteria i would be a god."

by scooteria October 4, 2010

Shoot rainbows out of my ass

Extreme happiness beyond comprehension.

I'd like to meet new people (in person) and increase my social circles. If something clicks I'd like to get to know that person better in the name of dating. Eventually find eternal happiness and shoot rainbows out of my ass as I ride around on my unicorn for the rest of my life.

by Doc Molly February 26, 2015

Scoot and a boot

Taking a car out for a quick and fast ride.

Hey. I just got my new car. Wanna take her out for a quick scoot and a boot and see what she can do?

by Loonzie June 19, 2019

Shoot Me With A Stick

When you remember that you need to do something you don't want to do

Person 1: Did you call the doctor yet mate?
Person 2: Crickey, just shoot me with a stick

by alla gomma October 26, 2019

shoot

The only correct response to "Can I ask you a question?" besides "You just did."

"Can I ask you a question?"
"Shoot."

by Lairor December 9, 2004

shoot your club up

To Cum Inside of a woman.

I wanna shoot your club up later on tonight.

by Bighomie14 June 16, 2017

Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot

A sex act which requires two people. Zac Brown Band's ''Chicken Fried'' should be played whilst act is carried out. Both parties must have western apparel on, at the very least, spurred cowboy boots. First the man must begin a basic line dance routine. The woman then lassos the man's penis with a shoelace and pulls it tight, then a hard kick to the testicles ensues.

Hiram: Dang Cephas! Why y'all walkin' so funny?

Cephas: I te'y'a why. Jenny Lou got to watchin' them Academy of Country Music Awards, and hearin' that Chicken Fried song made her ripe for courtin'. We got all suited up in our Nashville Farbies, an' when I's just gettin' into the swing, she done roped my rope and kicked my grapes with her spurred boots. I got pinwheel cuts on my sack!

Hiram: Dad gum! The classic Chattanooga Scoot'n'Boot.

by Sturdy Danny McGee April 30, 2010