Simping

Basically like having a crush but more intense

He's totally simping for her.
He totally has a crush on her

by Footloos March 22, 2021

Swimming with Dolphins

An electronic-pop, but also indie band that is known for its skipping techniques that make its songs unique.

Band members:

Austin Tofte
Adam Young (also in Owl City)

I really like this new band, Swimming with Dolphins. It has all of the positive traits of Owl City, but has a new singer with a fresh voice.

by Humbled March 31, 2009

No Simping Saturday’s

This includes not talking to a female. If you are caught you will get told what to text her or snap her. In exchanging this the boys can’t roast you or josh you.

Luke: Even thought its No simping Saturdays but can I have a pass

(No Simping Saturday’s) No

The boys: Fuck no bro. Who the hell do you think you are. Females aren’t it on Saturday’s. The audacity to ask for our approval on Saturday

by Lil Bit6969 April 16, 2020

jewish swimming

Another term for dumpster diving. Called Jewish swimming because Jews stereotypically are cheap and take anything free that they can

Person 1: “Hey man I saw some nice things in that dumpster behind the mall.”
Person 2: “Oh hell yah! Let’s go Jewish swimming for them!”

by IAmMuslimJesus May 28, 2018

swimming lessons on the penis

A term used to mean dickriding. Made popular by Ludacris's new single, "Money Maker"

Let me give you some swimming lessons on the penis
Backstroke, breaststroke, stroke of a genius

by D-Miles September 14, 2006

Swimming Pool

It's a pool for swimming. It usually has diving boards, lifegaurds, and a shack to by stuff like swim suits, towels, etc..Sometimes, it has a shallow end and a deep end. This type of pool is usually an outdoor pool(mostly recommended for the Summer or hot weather) also called a Public pool. There are also indoor pools. They are just like swimming pools but they are indoors and usually heated and if you want to swim in the winter or in cold weather, these are most recommended.
Also, there are private pools(indoor or outdoor)they are swimming pools that are private and most of the time, they do not have the things that a public pool has. No one can enter unless the owner of the pool says it's okay.

Example one:
Jenny: Hey Bob.
Bob: What?
Jenny: Want to go to the swimming pool?
Bob: I'd love to, but I don't have a swim suit, sunscreen, or a towel.
Jenny: Don't worry they have that kind of stuff at the swimming pool.
Bob: Okay then, let's go!

Example two:
Vince: Hey let's go to the Public pool!
Gina: But Vince, it's like 19 degress out there.
Vince: I was talking about the indoor pool.
Gina: Well okay let's go!

Example three:
Hanna: Wanna go to the public pool, Jim?
Jim: There is too much people at the public pool, let's go over to my house, I have a pool there.
Hanna: Sure.

by MyNameIsLauren March 2, 2007

swimming

Being one with the water. Stroking. Diving. Underwater swimming. Back floating. Water All of these are examples of things people do when they swim.

Swimming is basically a combination of floating and stroaking and movement while in the water. Knowing how to swim and doing it regularly can be fun, tirding, healthy, and can also save your live in the event of an emergency on the water. People do it in lakes, pools, oceans, etc.

Hey lets go swimming.

by 1069 November 8, 2005