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Swear Words 

Words that people use there's ones that are not that bad but there's some that are really bad
John: he said swear words

Shawn: He said the F Word the S Word the B Word the A Word the D Word D i c k and the P Word

John: And the N Word

Shawn: what's the N Word

John: He said the N Word

Shawn: I don't know that word

John: Shawn you don't know the N Word it's ni-
Swear Words by Goodgiy4321 March 29, 2024
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Swear On Your Life Don't Gas 

A UK Slang For The American Slang “On God No Cap
Swear On Your Life Don't Gas

Swear word 

Fucking hell, is that a swear word? You’re fucking kidding me, that’s bullfuckingshit!
Swear word by tr00p March 28, 2025

swear to bob 

Swearing to bob instead of God
kameryn: bro swear that ur not lying
You: swear to bob I'm not lying bruh
swear to bob by buckfutter93 July 25, 2025

swear to my days

A dramatic, semi-ironic oath meaning “I swear this is true on my entire lived experience,” often used when someone wants extra credibility but knows they’re being a little theatrical about it. Stronger than “I swear to God,” softer than selling your soul. Common in arguments, storytelling, or moments when disbelief is imminent.

Carries a vibe of I have suffered, I have witnessed, and I’m not lying.

Often delivered with intensity, eye contact, or a pause for empha
Swear to my days, that Wi-Fi was working five minutes ago.”

“Swear to my days I did not touch your food.”

Bro, swear to my days this code compiled yesterday.”

i swear on my timbs 

Some shit some crazy york niggas say, swearing on the timbs is the absolute highest degree of swearing on something, even higher than yo mamas grave deadass b, the worst part is once you start saying this shit youll never stop even if you dont got no fuckin timbs youll still be swearing on em....
I swear on my Timbs nigga i stole your baby mama and the baby too, they mine now deadass b!

Elder Swear 

The biggest, most awesomely long and complicated wizarding swear word to ever exist, found in the video 'Wizard Swears' by the Potter Puppet Pals.
Potter Puppet Pal Fan 1: Your mother is a *beep beep beep*ing*beep*lorem ipsum*beep beep beep*admiumvenium*beep beep beep beep*turolagulio*beep beep beep beep beep beep beep beep* hippopotamus*beep beep beep beep beep beep* Republican *beep beep beep* Daniel Radcliffe *beep beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep beep beep* in a castle far away where no one can hear you *beep beep beep beep beep beep* soup *beep beep beep* with a bucket of *beep beep* Mickey Mouse *beep beep* with a stick of dinomite *beeeeeepppp* magical *beep beep beep beep* ALAKAZAM!!!!

Potter Puppet Fan 2: I can't believe you just used the Elder Swear on me!!!
Elder Swear by SeazTheDay March 31, 2010