Swamp Donkey

Fat slob, intoxicated with alcohol. Often Hunted by the beast known as "The Quelch".

"Here we have The Quelch stalking his prey"
"The Swamp Donkey has spots The Quelch and tries to run away"

by The acoholic January 4, 2014

Swamp Donkey

A big Largemouth Bass. Also known as a "toad" or "slaunch". Made popular by television show personality Mark Zona on "Zona's Awesome Fishing Show".

"This fish is about 8 lbs; that's friggin' a Swamp Donkey"

by French Ribiera December 22, 2012

Swamp Donkey

An unusually and abnormally unattractive person of the opposite sex.

Dude, that chick was a Swamp Donkey.

by phillip bond July 22, 2006

swamp donkey

a girl that's fugly

guh! look at her--swamp donkey in a major way!

by Boomer December 11, 2001

Swamp Donkey

A female Bereft of Physical beauty;
tug boat; boiler; sea monster; steg

by Daxxler February 5, 2003

Swamp Donkey

A person with an extremely large overbite! So large that they can't even close their mouth, that were shirts with equistrian types on it. I.e.- L. Nester!!! Other examples of this person are

Lindy looks like a swamp donkey with that Seabiscuit shirt on.

by JoNate April 29, 2006

Swamp Donkey

A word refering to someone with an abnormally large penis, can be a pet name, often used refering to a man hung like a smokehouse

Damn Bradley is such a swamp donkey, his cock is huge!

by Bradley Wier November 23, 2007