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spit swabbing the pork curtains

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains
by jack January 28, 2003
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anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 7, 2005
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swab face

The reflex face that you make when you’re getting your oropharyngeal/nasopharyngeal swab, usually followed by a brief moment of sneezing, crying, coughing and/or gagging
I was so embarrassed of my swab face when I was swab-fucked this evening for the surveillance screening
by doctorryan27 July 5, 2021
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Cotton Swab

An old person. From the fact that your hair turns white as you age.
"That cotton swab almost merged into my car!"
by ZORG April 5, 2015
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swabbing

the action of taking a cotton swab and gathering a sample of a woman's genital excretions and inserting the swab into the anal cavity of a male or female. The swab must puncture the intestine of the receiver which the receiver will be gooning. after a condom filled with piss of which will be frozen is inserted into the receiver's anal cavity. Inside the anal cavity, the female excretion and the urine will mix and make a piss baby that will shat out and be forced to learn calculus.
My mistress and I partake in some intense swabbing from time to time. And I beat my piss butt baby when they don't complete their calculus pisswork.
by The pissbuttbaby lover January 1, 2025
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Brown swabbing

The act of sneakingly inserting a cotton bud into your partners anus, then pulling it out and shoving it in their face.

This act was discovered deep within the caves of the Noble hill.
Brown Swabbing

"Check this out! I brown swabbed my missus last night"
by BrownKandy August 22, 2011
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Dick swab

Person with cream coloured fungi on inside of bell end
by John Burroughs September 23, 2018
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