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spit swabbing the pork curtains

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains
by jack January 28, 2003
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anal swab my back

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.
by lada October 7, 2005
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swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.
guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?
by lesd3w December 20, 2022
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Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.
You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab
by Whiffles November 14, 2016
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SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).
"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"
by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008
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Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.
A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"
by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020
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swabs

abbereviation used to describe alcohol swabs that are used to clean an area of skin(usually in the arm or leg) before inserting a syringe for skin popping or intravenous drug use.
that's one dirty nigga. he best start using some swabs or he gonna catch the virus!
by g-ring April 1, 2007
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