spit swabbing the pork curtains

eating "the" cooter

jack was caught spit swabbing the pork curtains

by jack January 28, 2003

anal swab my back

Ain't no sweat off my back.

I'm just sayings all.... anal swab my back.

by lada October 7, 2005

swabbing

The sexual act of shoving a Q-tip or any long cylinder up a erectile penis.

guy1: hey tony what did you do last night

guy2: I was swabbing myself all night

guy1: the fuck?

by lesd3w December 20, 2022

Cunt-Swab

An insult. Referring to an annoying person or "asshole". Usually a person who frequently takes place in acts of incest.

You know Issac? I heard he had sex with his sister.. What a cunt-swab

by Whiffles November 14, 2016

SWAB

Abbreviation for "Study With a Buddy". Used in class by the teacher to have students study a few minutes in preparation for a quiz or test.

Other variations: SWYS (study with your self), SWAT (Study with a teacher- used for group led sessions), and swabbing (the gerund form of the word).

"Class, SWAB for 5 minutes for the animal vocabulary quiz!"

by Beth Nichols December 13, 2008

Swab

A person with parental tendencies who does weird shit to mice. Swabs can often be seen talking about their 3 loves: keyboards, Quesadillas, and sedating small animals, especially mice.

A: "Yo dude I just got some pet mice"
B: "Better keep them out of Jeremy's hands he's a total Swab"

by QuestionableOtter July 5, 2020

swabs

abbereviation used to describe alcohol swabs that are used to clean an area of skin(usually in the arm or leg) before inserting a syringe for skin popping or intravenous drug use.

that's one dirty nigga. he best start using some swabs or he gonna catch the virus!

by g-ring April 1, 2007