Definitions by dirtydutch69

bottom swab 

to wrap ones towel around your arm, before proceeding to violently 'swab' ones bot bot. A dirty swab can then be swapped with a flat mates towel, making a win win scenario.

"swab the poopdeck".

"your mother is such a bottom swab".

bottom swab by dirtydutch69 November 21, 2010