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cut yourself a switch

The phrase used when an adult asks for the person being disciplined to cut a switch from a tree to be beaten with.
"So, You set the Cat on fire. You better go in the backyard and cut yourself a switch boy!"
by Captain L January 13, 2008
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cab switch

The anus of a girl who is really not into anal penetration. If you even go near the switch, she calls a cab to take her home. Men, don't hit the cab switch on a first date! It can ruin what was an otherwise beautiful evening.
Did you hear? Dave and Chris picked up these foreign hotties from a bar out in Montauk, went back to their hotel for some sexcapades. After a little foreplaytercourse one of the hotties jumps up screaming, gets dressed, grabs her cellphone and calls a cab. Chris, that bastard, he must of hit the cab switch!
by Salvator41979 February 11, 2010
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Switched up

When someone fucks with you heavy then fuck with a enemy
Damn tony switched up on me for jackson
by uban dictionary 33 November 25, 2018
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switched up

When you used to be close with someone and now you're not because they're not who they try to appear to be.They've given you a reason to change up your whole attitude and perspective.You were friends with them and kind of low and now you've become your own and you're on top.
Kim K switched up after she left Paris Hilton's entourage.
by Whatactuallyhappened August 5, 2016
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Switched on

Abbrev. "Brain switched on".

Someone who is switched on is alert and intelligent.
That Ohlsson seems really switched on. I think he has a lot of potential.
by Jackson Flames April 3, 2007
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stitch up

A set up, a trick. If someone stitches you up, then they're playing you for a fool. It's often used when framing someone for a crime.
"I don't believe it, Dave! I was at home all night, I swear! I'm being stitched up!"
by Iain Cooper January 25, 2004
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stitch up

To utterly drop one of your mates into a situation they can't handle without great embarassment and personal liability. (by telling the truth or just blatantly lying)
Steve Totally stitched me up by shouting out I was molesting him on the train.
by J-san January 26, 2004
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