Stroud

To take a violent poop.

I've gotta' take a wicked Stroud!

by Jimmy F May 23, 2006

East Stroudsburg North

Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.

"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.

"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."

by Student1 December 8, 2007

strad

It's short for Bastrad

T: How's is goin you strad?
D: What's a 'strad'?
T: It's short for Bastrad, you Bastrad!

by Teämeé Suiwârt February 16, 2008

straddling

To be in a very intimate position with a love interest or sexual partner. Otherwise defined as obsessive PDA and doesn't belong in no damn environments, thank you very much.

Guy1: OMG, my girlfriend was totally straddling that prick, Josh!

Guy2: Did you get pictures?

Guy1: ...

by the_realistic_numbers112 July 11, 2011

cock stroodle

Synonomous to homo;

Man who loves the cock, one who might want to hold and cuddle the cock, actually thinks of the cock as a dessert to be enjoyed at any time of the day.

Look at that cock stroodle over there, I bet he can't even think straight.

by Nickthehung October 24, 2005

strada chocolata

the asshole; leather donut

When he was in prison, some big black mother fucka bent him over and walked up his strada chocolata.

by weave March 24, 2003

Strad

Strad is short for "Stark Raving Mad" as said by the Mad Hatters rabbit friend in Disneys "Alice in Wonderland"

Woah, this party is strad!

Dude you are strad to the max!

by MadPlanMan September 1, 2009