Happy stranger

When you sit on your hand to restrict blood flow long enough to put your hand "to sleep". Then you masturbate with it. It gives the sensation of a second party giving you an hand job, since you have no feeling in your "sleeping" hand. Also known as just "the stranger".

Jack felt bored all afternoon, so he sat on his hands and gave himself a Happy Stranger.

by FakeMeat June 4, 2007

midnight stranger

When you put your hand to sleep until it goes numb, and then you masturbate ferociously and it feels like a stranger is giving you a handjob.

I couldn't sleep last night so I induced a visit from the midnight stranger.

by Kp1336 November 23, 2016

Make it a Stinger

The phrase one says to a colleague/teammate before a good job “smack ass” upon himself. The meaning of the phrase suggests that they smack them hard to get adrenaline going to get them excited about the work in which they are performing.

Employee 1: You are doing a damn good job.walks by and gives smack on the ass to Employee 2
Employee 2: Come on, make it a stinger bub.

by TheLegendOfUtters June 9, 2018

Springer Dinger

A home run hit by Major League Baseball Centerfielder and World Series 2017 MVP, George Springer of the Houston Astros.

George hit a monster 448-foot "Springer Dinger" in Game 5 to tie up the game in the seventh inning.

by Ihateyoumostest November 2, 2017

Springer gut

When your stomach is so obesely fat, you pretend that you are having a baby, and on Jerry Springer.

Imel is having a baby, you can tell by the size of his Springer gut.

by Chemlab_Anetheron December 30, 2003

jerry springer

talk show where ppl go when they can figure out there own shitty lives. usually cat fights occur on this show.

"im going on jerry springer cuz bob is cheating on me and he is the daddy of my baby!"

by kelsey April 5, 2005

Stranger Hand

The hand with which one does not normally masturbate.

"It's been so long since I've had sex that I had to use Stranger Hand last night for some variety" Or "I sprained my wrist, so I had to use Stranger Hand last night."

by Anonymous November 4, 2003