A phrase used to respond to someone making a comment that was intended to be funny, but touches on subject matter that shouldn't be joked about, usually because it was a cosmologically recent event.
person1: New evidence links the collapse of Aztec society to a deadly salmonella outbreak.
person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
person2: Wait, Aztecs ate at Chipotle?
person1: Too soon.
by ArtichokesArtichokesArtichokes February 21, 2017
Get the too soon mug.A horrendous experience between two girls sharing a restroom at the bar, where one girl takes a massive dump and causes the other girl to vomit because of stench.
Two girls decide they need to use the restroom together at the bar. The first girl sits down and mid-urination decides to up the ante and take a shit. The smell is so disgusting it causes the second girl to vomit. When girl number two leans over toilet to let it fly, sight of recent monstrosity circulating in the shallow end causes a second purge.
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Coolio: Ah, sooncome baby.
George: I'm gonna spend my capital.
Michael: You be sooncome broke.
Coolio: Ah, sooncome baby.
George: I'm gonna spend my capital.
Michael: You be sooncome broke.
by gazoobi November 27, 2005
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The origin of this phrase is in an under-appreciated lolcat, where an evil-looking cat is watching a chihuahua, with the only caption being SOON.
When pronounced, it helps to add suspense and drama by saying "SOON." in a low voice employed by that movie advertising dude.
The origin of this phrase is in an under-appreciated lolcat, where an evil-looking cat is watching a chihuahua, with the only caption being SOON.
When pronounced, it helps to add suspense and drama by saying "SOON." in a low voice employed by that movie advertising dude.
by Kitty de M. October 7, 2008
Get the SOON. mug.Usually used by artists/bands to tease their fans when they were asked about something. Either means 'in about 3 days' or '6 months.' For example, when asked about a music video, tour, and announcement release, these artists tend to only know this word.
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