step-dad

A cowardice loser who your mom made the mistake of sleeping with after divorcing your equally terrible biological father. Your mom will slowly begin to care about your step-dad more than she cares about you and will completely ignore, or even take his side when he decides to project his own insecurities onto you by relentlessly bullying and trying to make you feel bad about yourself for years. Your entire family will see your step-dad as a good guy and the perfect substitute for your abusive biological father, when little do they know, he causes you the same amount of emotional distress that your biological father used to. Your step-dad will also make you feel like your problems simply don't exist and will call you an attention whore if you even dare to mention or express any type of mental health problems you have in front of him. And the worst part is that you will have to deal with this feeble excuse for a human being until you are old enough and financially stable enough to live on your own.

I hope my mother divorces my step-dad someday

by wise mystical tree October 4, 2022

stepadopter

Spouse of the adopter who is neither an adopter nor a parent.

Stepadopter.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

stepadopter-in-law

Spouse's stepadopter.

Stepadopter-in-law.

by Jenword May 20, 2023

Step dad joke

Dad Joke to offensive to tell your own children, but if it’s someone else’s you don’t care.

I probably shouldn’t tell you that joke. It’s more of a step dad joke.

by John Bob Poff July 19, 2023

stemdaddy

Daddy, except referring to a guy who is either a scientist or a mathematician.

My biology professor is such a stemdaddy 🤤

by kyleindenile July 22, 2023

stepdaughter

Spouse's daughter and other spouse's non-daughter.

My stepdaughter is a good person.

by Samsonic September 9, 2023

stepadopter

Adopter's spouse and non-adopter.

My stepadopter is a good person.

by Simonizi September 12, 2023