it aint easy being steezy

a large group of "skater fags" which live in the waukesha area who all think they are god. but in all realtity, they are just faggots. they skate around making fun of people thinking they're cool. the only thing they can actually focus on balancing is the skateboard. because they are so emotionally retarded they can't balance their own lives. most of them are actually good at skating but will probably never leave this haggard town because they are empty puddles, no fish, no algie, no frogs, they are just puddles. they have no personality, they have bad grades, can't keep a girlfriend, & hate their lives but are all "straight edge". & anyone who ditches them, a friend, a girl, ect. they will hate you forever & make you pay for it as long as you live. so i hope to god you never meet, or run into any of these skaterfags.

Girl: hey things have been kind've weird lately, do you still like me?
It Aint Easy Being Steezy Fag #1: sorry brah im going skating.

there are so many stories, we'll leave that the only example.

by that one girl;; March 15, 2010

The Steezy Danks

Anything that is amazing or awesome in nature. Could refer to a sport, food, a girl, or a situation that is really cool.

Dude this essay is about to be the steezy danks.

Surfing that gnarly set is gonna be the steezy danks.

by The O.G. Master February 22, 2011

K Steezy

Keystone Light, baby.

Quintosaurus Rex and I are splitting a pack of K steezy tonight for beer pong. 50 cents a beer baby!!

by Tejas1 June 29, 2008

Dirty Steezy

When you fall madly in love with the first piece of ass that is thrown your way, wear matching pajamas and you abandon all your friends.

Hey where has Mark been? I haven’t seen him in a long time. No one has that bastard pulled a “Dirty Steezy”

by Dirty Steezy February 26, 2019

Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake

The act of grating the smegma from underneath a male appendage’s foreskin and dusting it on a cheesecake.

I went to the Cheesecake Factory and ordered a Cheap & Steezy Cheesecake. Shit was bussin’.

by Bootyholetickler69 May 28, 2023

steezus christ

he shreds for our sins

holy crap its steezus christ! he shredding!

by xaynth2 February 12, 2023

rep my steez

when you +1 someones style on instagram

"oi mate can you rep my steez on insta?"
"im gonna rep the shit out of your steez"

by steezer geezer November 14, 2016