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spaceship status

originates from a group of friends in Northern Virginia, who described the act of driving a car, while being high, as floating or how it would feel to be in a spaceship without an exerting gravitational force. Definition: to drive while high off marijuana; to simply be really high.
-"Dude, I'm about to drive home spaceship status"
-"Hahah word."

-"Yo I'm trynna be spaceship status tonight!"
by NovaKid April 13, 2010
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wheelchair status

when you have to be removed from an area and the mode of transportation is the wheelchair. The result of drinking enough.
paul- how was your thanksgiving?
bray- allright. the family went to the chiefs/broncos game. Colin was OOC'n outrageous and got in a fight with a cop and had to leave.
paul- did he get arrested?
bray- nah, they put him in handcuffs and escoted to the parking lot in a wheelchair.
paul- Wheelchair Status on thanksgiving?!!? I bet the BabyGlove was proud.
by Tony Oats December 6, 2006
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Statufied

When a person cannot properly move after having stand up for a too long time.
Example :

Damn dude ! We waited 8 hours on Times Square to see the fireworks. When we left I could not move. My legs where so heavy and my back was locked. I was statufied !
by maxaws January 6, 2010
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status fro

1. the state of ones hair after getting out of the bed in the morning; bed head.

2. whenever afro hairdos are in style.
Napoleon Dynamite never fixed his hair before going to school. Eventually his wild puffy hairdo became the status fro and everyone adopted the style.
by Fotofly December 1, 2010
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status attack

when you have more that 5 facebook statuses in less then 10 minutes. eventually blowing up everyone news feed and resulting in no friends.
dave: STOP BLOWING UP MY NEWS FEED WITH YOU GAY ASS STATUSES!

willy: sorry, i was having a status attack
by runandtellthathomeboy January 13, 2011
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Statue Bitch

A girl that has the exact same facial and body pose in every single one of her photos.

Usually a girl who always has a duckface and/or arches her back to show off her butt in every photo.
"I'm so tired of seeing Karen's photos. She's a Statue Bitch, always having the same stupid duck face and turning her body to the right side while arching her back so her butt looks bigger.
by front2back November 14, 2016
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Statuary Abolitionism

A movement inspired by an interest in both creating awareness of and demanding legislative action toward the problem of systemic racism and physical references immortalizing slavery.
You gonna protest tonite?
Yeah, I think so. Except with all of those Federal Officers shooting tear gas and rubber bulletts, it seems like we should be protesting our First Amendment Rights being violated rather than Statuary Abolitionism.
Well, let's do both...
by YAWA July 26, 2020
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