Static in the Attic

When a guy (or girl) is caught masterbating in the attic by a friend, parent, sibling (macking an awkward situation)and they can't get the image out of mind.

Hey Leah, sorry I didn't hand in the paper we needed, last night I saw some " Static in the attic" and I can't really focus on anything cause it was narsty.

by Celina Jade February 6, 2009

http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761

It's just the background image located behind the "Urban Dictionary" logo. It just so happens you might accidental drag it into the box when trying to click inside the search box.

I'm certain we've all encountered it at least once.

http://static3.urbandictionary.com/images/header_background_right.jpg?1240619761

It's just the background image.

by Da Milkman April 24, 2009

FM Static

Pronunciation key: Eff-Em-Sta-tic
Noun. A band
A Christian Rock band. Can't say it's the greatest band, but it's still a pretty good band

Hey, have you heard Crazy Mary by FM Static?

by Me-Hung-Low August 16, 2006

Statism

The belief in the necessity of an external coercive institutional authority. Statists may believe that the practical value of a state outweighs the moral discrepencies associated with statism, and therefore many believe that although the state may be an "immoral" institution it is a practical and necessary one. As to what responsibilities the state should have is a topic often times debated amongst proponents of statism.

Communism and Capitalism are both statist socio-economic means of organization both relying upon the cooperation and subordination of society to function. As of now there is very little or no land not currently under the influence of statism as nearly all land is under the influence of a country.

by GaleryonTheMystic January 3, 2008

statistics

also known as a useless subject one is forced to do to complete one's degree in Capitalism 1001 so one can get a piece of paper at the end of four years to be part of a globalised world so one can feed one's children (if one chooses to have any) and live happily ever after.

so if one does not do statistics one will lead a sad and lonely life.

look at all the happy people, want to know their secret? its statistics.

by vijekoon October 16, 2005

static

electric charge that is built up .

i rubbed my balls so much last night the static i built up lit my car on fire

by op March 10, 2004

clear static

A band that brings back the 80's with a modern twist. It has very sexy guys.

I just got Clear Static's new album.

Tom Pederson's voice gives me love shivers.

by Opalgranted July 16, 2006