snarfles

a word of affection, often said in a joking and teasing way. can be used as a goodbye.

Brian: hey what's up honey?
Angelica: not much sweety. sorry i have to go. Snarfles.
Brian:snarfles.

by Irish Ginger February 11, 2010

Cock-Startled

the way you would act as if someone had put a cock directly in front of your face.

or just a more intense version of startled

hey that girl is pretty hot over there... dude she's the one who has a dick! whaaaaaa!!!! -----> Cock-Startled

by won jitte January 19, 2009

Startle

To tap someone on the shoulder with the intent of having sex in a Porta-Potty

A co-worked totally startled me at the fair today. It was fucking off-the-hook.

by bobthefairbuilder April 30, 2010

snarfle

Crotch in face. When a person virtually suffocates another using nothing but his/her genitalia.

Nikki didn't mean to snarfle Ed when she fell on his face with her legs wrapped around his head.

by the japsican May 14, 2007

snarfle

The white matter present in sausages and spam, and especially salami.

Lebanon bologna is full of snarfles.

by pluck April 5, 2007

snarfle

A fast, excited episode of hysteria upon which the one who snarfles, humps someone like a hyena on crack in a matter of seconds, resulting in an extreme orgasmic sexual episode, that lasts all within the period of a minute or less.

"Dude, I totally snarfled that chick like 5 minutes ago. She's recovering..."

by Danny Mead July 9, 2005

snarfle

The sound a giraffe makes when speaking to another giraffe. The sound is inaudible by humans.

The giraffe's snarfle was calm and soothing to his mate.

by Snarfle Appreciator March 23, 2008