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take them up the shard

After a pleasant night of cocktails at London's famous landmark, the act of subtly slinging ones member up the chocolate tunnel of temptation of your lady partener (with/without permission)
Freind 1 "what are you doing with carol next weekend"

Friend 2 "I was going to take them up the shard"

Friend 1"Sharon and I did that for our one 1 year anniversary, she couldn't walk for 3 days"
by Pepsi goblin December 10, 2017
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Stardust

Nickname for Cocaine according to the DEA factbook. Also the middle name of a 17 yr old child with super hippie parents.
Yo dude can I score some stardust?

Sure man give me the cash.

Shit the cops are coming.

Run.
by Stardust my middle name. September 14, 2005
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stardunkle

the massive fiery shit after a great night of Dong Fong.
"Oh, man, I just had a nasty stardunkle."

"Must've had Dong Fong."
by CDT Dong Fizzle April 11, 2005
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Shard barbie

A female that spends hours in front of the mirror gets barbie dolled up for several hours to spend a few mins doing sexual favors for methaphetamines
That shard barbie over there will do anything to get high after spending hours to get ready.
by JOSH719KING September 24, 2017
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border sardine

1. Border Sardine - Term used to describe any illegal immigrant crossing the border to U.S. from Mexico, usually in cramped vehicles.
"Damn man I was at Filly B's last night, that place was full of border sardines!"

"I heard the Border Patrol caught another load of border sardines downtown last night."
by Skeevy Weave May 19, 2008
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stardew valley

The one game to help you chillax after a long day at the office and instead of engaging with your real-life family you can engage with this and have a chill time farming in a videogame.

-do things that wouldn't be fun in real life including but not limiting to

watering plants, stroking chickens and having to socially interact with virtual people
Guy One: Hey what you playing?
Guy Two: Just some stardew valley, why?
Guy One: Why would you play that, ditch that game and go on apex legends
Guy Two: No! Try the game RIGHT NOW.
Guy One: Ugh, fine.
by reubeno March 12, 2021
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Shardaye

An absolutely amazing person. She is very smart, but loves to slack off. She laughs at absolutely anything. Most definitely a Gen Z, with the typical nihilistic aproach to life. Has a select group of friends, with whom she hangs out with most frequently. She's pretty short. Just bluntly stating it.
"Who's that girl over there?" "Oh, that's Shardaye. A+ person." *Shardaye yeets away in the distance*
by Fandoms Are Horcruxes September 21, 2018
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