p'stache

A red mark left from your penis as it was just whipped across a woman's upper lip.

She was using too much teeth, so I pulled it out and gave her a p'stache!

by DB's Treasure January 22, 2009

douche-stache

Thin barely mustache frequently found on prepubescent boys who want to feel manlier than they actually are.

"Dude, I didn't shave yesterday or today"-Guy 1

"I can tell, you totally have a douche-stache right now"-Guy 2

by dr ew April 17, 2009

stachon

A Guy that gets way too high when he smokes weed. Laughs too much and at inappropriate times.

I hate when that guy smokes weed. He is such a Stachon.

by Paul Pigmey April 16, 2006

meat stache

the act of placing your dick on across someone's upper lip whilest asleep or past out. for best result take pictures to humiliate later. meat beard, unibrow, and chops optional.

Dude, look at this meat stache i gave Bryce last night while he was passed out in front of Canadian's.

by 18 moose knuckle May 23, 2008

grit-stache

1.)A light dispersion of hair located directly above the lips. Generally found on kids hitting puberty or girls that won't accept the fact that they need to shave their face.

Look at that queer's grit-stache, he looks like he just gave Taylor a rim job.

Ugly kid needs to buy a razor; he's growing a grit-stache.

by J Ryckman April 6, 2006

Vadge stache

Pubes; Pubic hair usually on a vadge

You gotta shave your vadge stache

by Ja-fakin April 27, 2006

cocaine 'stache

When one snorts obscenely large amounts of cocaine and it gets all up under/over their grill.

dude1: hey watch it, there's a cop coming, wipe off your cocaine 'stache

by Kaemmer October 23, 2006