Squad
A term used by boys to friend zone girls that they have no interest in at all and will NEVER have interest in
Squad by Ieatpeople January 25, 2024
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Squad Kick
When an emergency medical technician who has worked 911 previous to getting a job with a medical transport company, he/she may have trouble letting go of the adrenaline of the emergency, and thus still does midless things on routine non-emergency transport that are indicative of the fact that they do not care for the comfort of the patient being transported.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
One example is the "Squad Kick."
A stretcher has wheel locks that prevent it from moving, and to unlock these locks, one need only to place one's foot under the lock and apply upward pressure.
A Squad Kick, is performed when one repeatedly kicks at the lock until it pops, even though the vibrations from that kick are riding up the legs of the stretcher and transferring into the patient, who may have: sacral wounds, hip replacements, knee replacements, etc.
"Hey douchebag, do you mind not kicking that fucking lock, there is a living person on this stretcher. You want to Squad Kick, go to your gay rescue squad and practice with your wacker buddies, fucking loser."
Squad Kick by Last Shot Caller January 15, 2008
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Squad stays lit
When a group of swaggots get together (online or in person) to do an activity. Ex: play internet games such as overwatch, play volleyball, smoke blunts
Generally shouted loudly by squad members so that bystanders will understand how lit their squad is.
Generally shouted loudly by squad members so that bystanders will understand how lit their squad is.
(playing game)
Squad mate 1: Hey homebiscuit, I got your six covered!
Squad mate 2: Thanks dawg, SQUAD STAYS LIT!
Squad mate 1: Hey homebiscuit, I got your six covered!
Squad mate 2: Thanks dawg, SQUAD STAYS LIT!
Squad stays lit by Ser Gawaine February 25, 2017
squad stays lit
When the group of acquaintances with which you belong remains "lit" or "turnt", usually meaning engaging in the recreational use of marijuana.
squad stays lit by phimatt February 24, 2017
Squad Telepathy
1.When you and a friend(s) think of the same thing or
2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
2. When you speak about something and it ends up happening
1. Friends both see a picture of Channing Tatum ... immediately thinks of 21 jump street and says "You have the right to be an Attorney"
2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered
Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
2. Michael: Hey did you see that episode on The Office where Stanley stutters
Todd: No I Haven't seen it yet
Michael Texts Todd
Todd: Dude right when you texted me I was watching The Office and Stanley stuttered
Michael: Whoa Squad Telepathy
Squad Telepathy by Michael Todd 2.0 June 16, 2016
Squad Leader
the name squad leader is given to a man so powerful you can't describe him in words. More people know of squad leader (Big Bird) than of Jesus Christ. He has the eyes of a hawk and the abitlity to fly. He is always watching you and will always be eager to critique your tight reach right/left form. In his prime he was 6 5 300 lbs and he expects only bigger of the lineman he coaches. He has the strength of two thouand ox and has an abnormaly large chin. if you are a student of him be prepared for inferno. if you think his weight lifting sessions are hard, try doing 100 yard suicides in a suana for 6 hours and then doing tight reaches with the man himself for another 3. if you are ever able to spot him which is rare considering his speed of flight. He will be wearing a gray NFL equipment shirt vikings/chargers with a black undershirt. jordan shorts and blue boomba shoes with a very slick har cut.
Squad Leader- What is your favorite college?
Nick- probably Illinois!
SL- no. your favorite fucking college is iowa
Nick- probably Illinois!
SL- no. your favorite fucking college is iowa
Squad Leader by Little Bird Sixty Nine September 2, 2010
Squad Automatic Weapon
Aka Section Automatic Weapon or Squad Assault Weapon. A usually light or general purpose machine guns designed to give army personnel cover while advancing and also to help keep enemy forces from returning fire. Originally designed for increased mobility from the Heavy tripod mounted machine guns of the WWI era. They were designed as an individually portable, gas operated, magazine or disintegrating metallic link-belt fed light support weapon capable of delivering sustained automatic fire for periods of time which assault rifles could not support due to overheating and lack of accuracy.
The Canadian Soldiers were using their C9A2 Squad Automatic Weapon to suppress the Taliban insurgents.
Squad Automatic Weapon by Mike (PTE) October 30, 2008