by Lexinator May 1, 2009
Get the swined-out mug.Based on expirence, swine flu is basically a regular flu except you get to take a full week off of school/work and nobody will come near you.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
If you have a "suspected" case of the H1N1 and you walk into a medical clinic to ask for an appointment, they force a mask over your mouth and nose and throw you into an isolation room, away from all the other patients.
Then a doctor comes in wearing two face masks and rubber gloves asks about your symtoms and such.
The doctor prescribes asthma medication and cough syrup for the coughing, nasal spray for the runny nose, and then these green & yellow mystery pills.
If you live with very germaphobic people, they will likely quarenteen you in your bedroom and not let you leave unless you have bathed in hand sanitizer and are wearing a face mask.
NOTE: this disease can be caused by sleeping over at the house of a contaminated person, but it is apparently not transferred through making out with your boyfriend.
DAMN i have the swine flu! *cough cough sputter cough*
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
Dont have sleepver parties if you have the swine influenza!!
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Get the Spinege mug.A quality which can be attributed to a person who is constantly trying to cover their own backs in everything they say and do in order to protect their own position.
US State Department Chief Fence-Sitter Matthew Bryza has chipped in a puff-piece reminding Georgia that Saakashvili should, perhaps, be considered to be above the law, which speaks volumes about his spinelessicity.
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Get the Spinegrinding mug.Sometimes when you are walking down a path in the woods you might come across a spineless turd, hanging by the mushrooms. They are found in the north eastern region of the US and often have a hard outer shell as such of a beetle. Despite their well known name, they do indeed have a spine. If you see one be careful, they tend to fly down your throat and get stuck when you use the toilet, so only your rectum juices come out. THEY CAN BE DOMESTICATED if taken to a trainer by the name of Agayis Caluca, contact at 774-368-2278
I think I have a spineless turd stuck in my rump.
Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!
Check it out bros, theres a rad spineless turd over there by those poisones mushrooms. Oh so cool!
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