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Spracking

The act of realising how much of an idiot you are once you understand a simple concept you never understood.
1. (person 1) OHHHH I get it now
(person 2) You are spracking.

2. I'm sprackin' brah!
by Ahomcl April 26, 2011
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White-'splaining

2. When a white person commits a heinous act only to have it explained away by other way people as "not that bad" or is otherwise given the benefit of the doubt in a way that would not never happen for anybody who wasn't white.

3. Actually it doesn't even have to be a heinous act. It can even be normal behavior. Like the way they admire other white people from Europe. They would break their necks trying to help someone who speaks French or German. Let someone speak Spanish and they just shout something like, "Speak English!"

Ex. Mexicans are "foreigners" or "immigrants" (even thought they're actually from the same continent!) but white people from Europe are "travelers" or "expats".
Real life examples of White-'splaining:

Real Life Example 1: White man who is the father of 2 was found guilty of possessing kiddie porn.
Response from another white person: "Just because he had kiddie porn doesn't mean he was a bad father - unless it was his kids in the pictures."

Real Life Example 2: Those black people just keep shooting each other. Their neighborhoods are filled with crime. We should lock them all up.
Response from white people after Columbine, Newtown, Chris Benoit and every other white mass shooting: This a terrible tragedy but there's nothing we can do about it. It just happened.

Random Example 3: White guy robs a bank: He was at the end of his rope trying to feed his family. Mexican guy robs a bank: Those people shouldn't be here anyway.
by trekkiebear January 3, 2014
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Shawning

To suck on a dick violently in a Hilton hotel bathroom after a rowdy night on 6th street in Austin.
"Hey bro, was that chick shawning you last night after 6th?"

"I'm not saying she's a slut but she's really good at shawning!"
by Gabehardy April 28, 2015
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Shawning

Telling facts about something you know absolutely nothing about.
"And that's how creatine works".

"Dude, you've never worked out in your life. Are you Shawning me right now?"
by Bdr01 November 5, 2018
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spranking

You might end up spranking a nice brummie girl with a leek!
by TheNameless April 20, 2004
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Scranning

The Definition of "Scranning" is to Move bare fast making movements innit fam.
Example 1 )

Person Number 1 "Yo fam you see tht harry G over there?"Person Number 2 "Yes fam he was bare scranning down the road in his car doing 20 innit fam"
Person Numbe 1 " Tru dat fam tru dat"

Another Example of where scran or scranning could be used is ;

Person Number 1 " Yo wasteman how did u get here so fast?"
Person Number 2 " Yes G i was scranning bare fast innit i was bare vexed trust G brap innit "
by Just Jordan x December 10, 2009
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spraining your p*ssy

when you do the splits but it goes COMPLETELY wrong
"Do you know what spraining your p*ssy is?"
"when you do the splits and it goes wrong."
"Have you ever sprained your p*ssy?"
"No, but Gabby already did."
by ayeeebeansyo October 3, 2017
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