by OnyxSharkified May 18, 2022
Get the Hop on Spotifymug. by Rexqex June 26, 2024
Get the Spotifymug. A sad step below "Netflix and Chill", it's what you would do with some "bitch ass punk" you don't want to actually hang out with, let alone have sex with.
Guy: "Hey how about we go back to my place and we Netflix and Chill?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
Girl: "Ummm... How about we just "Spotify and Side Hug instead?"
by Mo sucks ass July 8, 2016
Get the Spotify and Side Hugmug. One of the worst things in existence. It happens when you can't afford Spotify Premium, and most of the adverts are about the most random things. They also lie to you. When they say to watch a really long advert for 30 minutes without adverts, do not listen to them.
Person 1: Ugh, I just got two Spotify Adverts in a row. One was about how they're hiring prison chaplains, and the other was about Co-op Funeral Care.
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
Person 2: If the prisoners kill you, at least you'll have a good funeral!
by WinsomCash June 11, 2023
Get the Spotify Advertsmug. My saving grace
by Saddfoxx March 19, 2024
Get the Spotifymug. Spotify is great app if you want to ruin your hearing with 100% volume and headphones! (It is actually a great app for streaming music, destroy your ears if you want too.)
Girl 1: "Do you listen to Spotify"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"
Boy 1: "Oh yeah! I destroyed my hearing last night, I was blasting Can You Feel My Heart!"
Girl 2: "Are you okay?"
by alexbitchboy January 30, 2022
Get the Spotifymug. "Want a break from the ads?"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
Bill: *throws phone after the 84576774th ad*
Bill: " man, i should get spotify premium to stop all these ads"
by ytlaser12334455 September 30, 2023
Get the Spotify Premiummug.