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Spock out with his cock out

A nerd trying to pick up chicks. His method will always utterly fail, until he tries it on...a nerdette! In which case, he will be absolutely sucksexful!
PETER: Oh my God! Check out Poindexter with that babe over there. Watch him Spock out with his cock out!

BOBBY: She is a total fox, yet, she is also quite nerdy. Poindexter might just score.

PETER: No way! She's way to hot for him.

BOBBY: Hold on, I think I'm making out something about Nuclear Physics, yea, yea, she's responding, she's nodding, she's smiling, he's made some kind of Physics joke that I don't get, she's laughing...

PETER: They're leaving together! Fuck! I drove up to her in my red Corvette convertible and asked her to the football game, and she turned me down cold!

BOBBY: Revenge of the nerds, bro'.
by Robert Brady July 25, 2006
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Spokking

Making a hand jesture like spock from star trek and using it to double penertrate a female
i spokked her she loved it
by paul johns December 15, 2004
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spocker shocker

Two in the gooh and two in the pooh.
You could see that girl was just asking for the Spocker Shocker.
by AmyRez January 16, 2007
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Spoke

What's up spoke ?

Me and my spoke were rolling through town in the six four.
by Matthew C. Paige December 9, 2007
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Spokey dokey

i) A condition of melancholy, mixed with feelings of the bittersweet.

ii) A longing for something unattainable, with the realization and coming to peace with the fact that this something is unattainable. Inspired by the piece "Spokey Dokey" from the series Cowboy Bebop.
"Are you gonna ask her out, or just stare at her all day?"

"Spokey dokey man, there isn't a chance."
by LicensesToStone December 21, 2008
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spocker

Inserting two fingers in the vagina, and two fingers in the asshole of a girl. Your hand is in the shape of the "live long and prosper" sign that Mr. Spock gives.
by Anonymous January 26, 2003
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Spokane

A city with a population of approximately 205,000, almost 300,000 if you add the Valley, Conservative in politics, citizens will constantly boast about how they're better than Seattle and how, "The Coast" sucks, even though Seattleites hardly acknowledge Spokane's existence and going to Seattle is a big deal for most people in Spokane as it's a 4 and a half hour drive.

Hot 95-100 degree weather in the Summer, and -5 to 10 degree weather in the winter.

We get Some awesome concerts here every now and than.

Sub-Par public education, two community colleges, 2 universities (4 if you include the EWU and WSU Riverpoint campuses) and a whole shit-load of High schools.

Known for Drugs, Wannabe Gangstas, Carjacking Russians, a decent downtown park, some pretty good malls, cheap housing, and close proximity to "Outdoor Activities"

And honestly none of our neighborhoods are really that bad, Hilyard, West Central, East Spokane/Lower South Hill may be run down shitholes but your chances of being mugged are pretty slim.

Nicknames include: Spokompton, Spoklahoma, Spokanistan, Spokansas, Spokandyland, Sposcow, Spokemphetamine, Spokangeles, and Spok-a-loo.

In all Spokane is an Ok place to live, I'm sure as hell not staying here though.
Spokanite: Man Fuck Seattle! it's all about the 509!!

Seattleite: Spokane? isn't that in Idaho?

Russian#1: Hey Olav did you see that 95' Civic roll by down on Sprague?

Russian#2: Vladimir at the local chop shop's gonna like that
by 360lympia4Life October 14, 2011
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