spokompton

a terminology used by grandiose-stoned 20somethings in the fair city of spokane washington used as a device to euphemize themselves into believing that they have what it takes to survive for 10 minutes in the heat of a REAL ghetto, thanks to some quasi-white trash denizen who happen to comprise most of the town, however i think that it's really the herb talking here: these kids think that they're some real fuckin hood like whats they know about a highrise project and the art of coppin blows and screamin ay0 from it while the cops are already outside?!

"y0 poor, outsda way, i'z from da spokompton y000 i aint play like that, nickuh!!"

by sinicalypse April 13, 2006

Spokane Rising Tide

A small group of Communists based in Spokane, Wa. and led by a mentally deranged former state worker. Spokane Rising Tide is Anti-Constitution and believe that more & bigger government is the answer to all the world's problems and that serfs like you and I should pay for their cronies to rule over us like lords.

I passed a group of the R-tards from Spokane Rising Tide and they are protesting police brutality and gun control all at one demonstration, so they are saying that the police are bad, and only the police should have guns. This is what happens when cousins marry and have children.

by Patriot509 June 12, 2018

No truer words were ever spoken

it's a saying to those who live up to what they are being called (like a really caring person or loving father) because no one else has said it before.

for example; I know no truer words were ever spoken but you're a really good friend.

by Jimmay03 February 5, 2014

Spokesgoddess

more than just a spokesperson, the end all, be all, authoratative voice

She is Spokesgoddess for this product. I would only hire Spokesgoddess to voice my next project

by Spokesgoddess February 2, 2010

Spokat

Shoes in Jakarta Language.

I like my spokat.

by Andiz April 21, 2010

Spokane Shoehorn

A sexual maneuver involving the insertion of a gentleman's testes and scrotum into a lady's vagina during coitus. The maneuver can be accomplished manually or with the aid of a shoehorn, giving rise to the maneuver's name as well as the oft-quoted saying "sometimes you just have to shoehorn them in there."

Steve: "I gave her the ole Spokane Shoehorn last night!"
Ryan: "Ladies love a man with flexible balls. Have you tried the anal Spokane Shoehorn?"
Steve: "The Spokane Valley Shoehorn?! I thought that was a myth."
Ryan: "No, it's real. My brother's friend's dad performed the first one in 1974."

by Bobby Smith Rules1 September 8, 2013

e-spoke

To have communicated with someone via chat. Can also be used in the present tense (though less effectively) as e-speek.

I e-spoke with the client yesterday and he gave the go-ahead.

by jfkelley February 28, 2009