Plumpkin pie

To be rode sexually by a morbidly obese female. Usually facing one another and not reversed which could be confused as a peanut butter pie. The immensely large woman will ride to her delight while the man has second thoughts of partaking in this pie. Gasps or wheezing between bounces will be audible.

The plumpkin pie he had last night has resulted in smashed oblong testicles and whip cream drippings. No more pie for that guy!

by Jido7 April 5, 2014

shlumpkin

When a girl performs fellatio while dropping the kids off at the pool.

Stacy's boyfriend had to light a match after she gave him a shlumpkin

by JenThe80'sFan July 20, 2004

Slumpkin

Sumpkin- The act of a female pleasuring a man's asshole with her tongue while he urinates.

"Dude i asked Angie for slumpkin tonight."

by JohnnyPotSmoker69 July 27, 2009

PLUMPKIN

Recieving a blowjob, when taking a shit.

Sit on the toilet. Plop a tird. Get your dick sucked. You are the proud owner of a plumpkin. Now you are officially going to hell. lol

by Mike. D March 19, 2007

Shlumping

almost as gay as fistpumping

BRO! My neck is so sore from shlumping it so hard at that dubstep rave last night

by Shlumperstilzken April 11, 2010

plumpkin

The act of receiving a blumpkin from a plump woman or man.

It was slim pickings at closing time, so instead of a blumpkin, I had to settle for a plumpkin.

by Tommy Gugliata May 25, 2010

Sumpkin

while occasionally referring to a disturbing sexual act, can also be used to describe well-dressed, hilarious, drunken individuals in the southeastern United States; see: frat-star.

Man those fraternity guys sure are sumpkins.

by fratdaddyUT November 17, 2009