SPLOTCHLIN

SPLOTCHLIN IS A UNIT OF MEASUREMENT MEANING VERY LITTE; A SMALL AMOUNT

ADD A SPLOTCHLIN OF VODKA IN MY DRINK, PLEASE.

by EMILYM9978 January 8, 2025

Sponching

Verb: The act of feeling how soft a food is by givin it a lil squeeze. (ie. Donuts for softness, bread for staleness, and fruit for ripeness)

Walked up on this kid sponching all the donuts, raw handed. Left fingerprints all in ‘em.

Sorry, I was Sponching the Hostess Glazed Donuts. No good ones today all too hard.

by SandlyNight June 2, 2025

wet slothing

The act of playing dead whilst in treacherous waters to avoid being eaten by vicious bobs.

"Wet slothing saved my life, that vicious bob nearly gummed me to death"

by Slothmonkey85 March 15, 2017

how's it slowtching

A form of asking "hows it going"

Ex:

Hey my nigga how's it slowtching?

by MEGAtaco789 May 6, 2018