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Slunking

Friend 1: Snowday today! what should we do?

Friend 2: Let's go slunking.

Friend 1: Hell yeah
by LeahandHailey February 12, 2010
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Spanking The Human

When you see a monkey jerking it. Instead of the monkey spanking his monkey he's spanking his human.
by Psyco6 March 6, 2012
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Spanking

Repeatedly smacking someone on the butt to cause pain, usually with a flat object
1)for discipline
2)for sexual purposes.
1) If you don't do your chores I will spank you.
2)I have been a naughty girl spank me harder. I need more spanking.
by Baby panda3333 October 8, 2017
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monkey spanking

I was lying there spanking my monkey while I watched a porn video
by AntUK January 23, 2003
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brand spanking new

the quality of an item recently manufactured and/or purchased a short while ago and without showing any marks, scratches or other defects.

The terminology derives from the obsolete practice of spanking a newborn human on the back immediately after birth to stimulate breathing.
Yep. Just drove it off the lot and it is brand spanking new.
by ekks September 24, 2010
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Spanking the Jellyfish

Holy shit dude, my mom almost walked in on me spanking the jellyfish!

Turn the fucking fan on! I can hear you spanking the jellyfish!
by CR24 September 1, 2009
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spanking the monkey

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Don't disturb him he's in his bedroom spanking the monkey.
by Not Bob at all March 10, 2018
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