split stump

An exposed ass crack.

Look at that split stump over there.

by damug August 13, 2016

split quad feed

A split quad feed is were you gwet 4 rapid kills and your team mate gets a kill in the process.

i got a split quad feed today i was so mad.

by split quad feed July 31, 2016

Split Loaf

When you wear a thong and shit in your pants and the shit splits in half.

That thong wearing stripper just did a split loaf on stage.

by BBOT5000 March 3, 2018

Split Second

A racing reality show that you can either:
Put a ship down your enemies, crash a plane to eliminate your rivals, detonate a warehouse, cause a landslide, throw a truck, destroy a bridge, fall a chimney, explode a gas station and among others.

The game was created by the same creators of Frozen, Sophia the First, Mickey Mouse and others.

Just how much Split Second spent to make this race?
How many people were killed doing the stunts?

by Kay Tutan Tayo December 10, 2018

split the reed

to gently or forcibly elevate a female's legs to encourage deep penile penetration. generally followed by enthusiastic pelvic thrusting and premature ejaculation.

a combination of the words "split" (a positioning of the legs at an awkward angle) and "reed" (a plant which flourishes in swampy conditions).

I failed in my attempt to split the reed when her wooden leg snapped on the headboard.

by robust russet October 23, 2008

split top cunt loaf

Just another way to say camel toe.

Crystal's bathing suit bottoms were so tight, it looked like she had a split top cunt loaf.

by RousseauRetired June 3, 2009

Split Roast

A M/F/M 3 way where you penetrate front and back, and then then the dudes proceed to high five, forming a biological eiffle tower of pleasure.

Me and my brother just split roasted our mom on stage last night.

by aero.lib September 19, 2016