splap

A confection comprised of chocolate, caramel and biscuit, characterised by its 'big lump' shape.

Holy crap guys, I'm hungry for some splap.

by Man-Hank April 26, 2008

Splarge

A word used by teens in Britain. It's really a stupid and pointless words that idiots use to sound cool when in reality they sound like freaks.

Me: Hi David!!
David: Splarge!!
Me:...wtf!!?
David:.........i love you?..

by Fruffy Mittens March 22, 2011

splartar

the excess tartar sauce that falls onto a filet o fish wrapper when the sandwich is bit.

Mc D s went overboard. That splartar was larger that the whole sandwich

by RUDad January 30, 2010

splaph

An alternative word for seafood. Since "seafood" is better suited as a word for what seas eat (see "dogfood", "catfood" etc.), a better word was called for to describe food that humans eat, which is based on lifeforms that live in the sea. That word came to be splaph.

"Maybe we should make lasagna tonight..."
"No way. I found crabs and scallops on offer at the market today, so I'm going to make us a big round of splaph."

by metaforce3 September 29, 2018

splarg

A slang word for Semen.

One can splarg on their girlfriend.

by Brian Schoenfelder April 18, 2006

splorp

splorp, (splorp) NOUN. A wet, gurgling noise, like a cow defecating.

Yossarian pulls off the bombardier's flack jacket, and 'splorp,' out spill his liver, kidneys and intestines.

by Maxhole June 25, 2009

splarf

it means to cum or ejaculate

Hold on i am about to splarf.

by varooka May 18, 2009